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john started off not being able to pick up a sledge hammer

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how far we’ve come

You guys realise he was able to swing the wrinklefucker and zillihoo at the end of the very same day he wasn’t able to lift the fucking sledge hammer? *cough* Windything *cough*
Seriously I bet stuff get’s magically lighter to him and he doesn’t even question it like, “Oh cool I must be really strong!” Dude no you lift a car and you used the thing without knowing you used it already. Not saying he doesn’t get stronger just… *cough* cheater! *cough*

John is my favorite kid…

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